Oh my meme!

From Sunday Stealing...

1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be? MIL because she's always bitching about something.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I make sure it gets in the cart corral. 

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Both. It really depends on the group I'm with.

4. What was the last compliment that someone gave you? Last night, Spidey said the dinner I cooked 'wasn't bad.' Hey, I'll take it.

5. Do you play the lottery? Indeedy. Got to give back to one of the scholarship funds that got #2 through college. 

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, who would you want with you? Ummm, I'm supposed to be alone. 

7. Do you like to ride horses? If they don't mind, I don't. 

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yep. I'm so not a 'camper'.

9. What is your favorite party game? Eh. 

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? Probably not. Spidey would not like that at all.

11. When was the last time that you lied? I lie on an hourly basis. 

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? As long as they don't drag me to church or try to save me, I'm good.

13. If you have a S/O, who pursued who? If not, do you like to pursue or be pursued? I pursued first. He didn't seem interested. I stopped. He pursued the hell out of me then.

14. Use six words to describe yourself. Hot mess. That's all the description you need.   

15. Name a song that could make you cry? No. I don't like crying. It pisses me off.

16. Are you pleased with your education? Yes. Although, I should have skipped community college and gone straight to Uni.

17. How do you feel about gun control? You control yours, I'll control mine.

18. If your house was on fire, what thing would be the first thing you grabbed? Well, if it was the middle of the night, I would grab my robe. No one needs to see me naked in the front yard. You're welcome.

19. How often do you have a romantic weekend? Hahahahahaha!

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? They're all equally scary, so I try to keep myself busy and not think about any of them. *lalalalalala*

21. What was the last adult magazine that you have read? Is Vanity Fair considered adult? If we're talking smut rags, then I don't read those. I just get them for the pictures.

22. What are you told about your eyes? I get, 'have you been drinking because your eyes are glazy' a lot.

23. How tall is just right? I'm thinking right about here, where my hand is.

24. Where is your dream house located? Not here, that's for sure.

25. Do you have a secret fetish? Yes. I make Spidey wear...

26. Have you tried bourbon? If yes, what type? I have. Not sure what brand. Not a fan.

27. Have you ever seen a male or female stripper? Of course. Now the real question should be have I seen one in action.

28. When was the last time you were at TGI Fridays? I don't go there unless they email me a half price appetizer and drink coupon. 

29. When was the last time you were at Church? I'm allergic.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? Work - all of 11 miles!

31. What was your favorite job? Waxing the pole. *wink*

32. What condiments do you like at your BBQ? Just put everything out. I like it all.

33. Bud is hosting Thursday Thunks this week. Will you play? What the heck is Thursday Thunks?!

34. Do you look like your mom or dad? Yes. 

35. Who was the last person that you showered with (it's okay to leave out the name)? Didn't get his name anyway.

Tell all

Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? No way. Doesn't that cause obstruction of kissing?
Does a kiss make you feel better? Add a hug and yeah, it does.
Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? No, but I've felt like it.
Do you start the water before you get in the shower or when you get in? Before.
What did you do today? So far, work.
Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? No.
Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? One at a time is enough.
Have you ever thought about your death? Of course.
Ever been in love? Going on 25 years now.
Would you rather be in a permanent relationship or play the field? I'm a creature of habit, so permanent is good with me.
What is your favorite sport? Football.
What color is your shower curtain? Frosted doors. No curtains.
Have you ever had stitches? Yep.
Lyrics stuck in your head? None.
Do you like the Red Sox or Yankees? I'm not a baseball fan.
What are you doing tomorrow? Work as usual. Might see if Spidey wants to go watch a movie.
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? Spidey. He is sexy in red!
Have you ever given money to a homeless person? No.
Have you ever run over an animal? Yes.
What is your favorite cereal? Froot Loops or Bran Flakes.
Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? No. Ick.
What are you doing right at this moment? Ummm, this.
Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? Sure. I hear chicks like it when used on the downlow.
Where's your favorite place to be? In bed with Spidey or at Bear Lake in Colorado.
Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker? Alcohol.
Have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire? No.
Have you ever been skinny dipping? Not lately.
Have you ever been arrested? No.
Do you dream in black and white? No.
Do you talk in your sleep? Sometimes.
Do you snore? Maybe.
Are you a redneck? Nope.
Have you ever gotten a mosquito bite on your face? Not that I remember.

40 Things

1. What color is your underwear right now? Pink.
2. What are you listening to right now? Watching last night's Memphis Beat.
3. what are the last 2 digits in your phone number? 52.
4. What was the last thing you ate? Banana.
5. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Ruby Red.
6. How is the weather right now? Cloudy, muggy, humid.
7. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Oldest son.
8. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Height, eyes, demeanor.
9. Favorite type of food? I love most all kinds. Why do you think I'm trying to lose 50 lbs?!
10. Do you drink? Yes.
11. Do you smoke? No.
12. Ever get so drunk you dont remember? Never.
13.What color are your eyes? Green/hazel.
15. Do you wear contacts? No.
16. Single? No.
17. Favorite Month? Don't have one.
18. Ever cried for no reason? There's always a reason.
19. Last movie you watched? National Treasure.
20. Favorite day of the week? Sunday.(My one day off.)
21. Are you too shy to ask someone out? No, but I don't think Spidey would approve.
22. Hugs or Kisses? Yes, please.
23. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla. Not a big chocolate eater.
24. Do you want your friends to respond? n/a
25. Who is most likely to respond? n/a
26. Who is least likely to respond? n/a
27. What books are you reading? Tough Cookie and Gone for Good.
28. Piercings? Four.
29. Fav. Movie? Dark Knight - among many others.
30. Fav. baseball team? Not a big fan.
31. Any pets? One dog.
32. AIM? No.
33. Butter, Plain or salted popcorn? Extra butter. *sigh*
34. Dogs or cats? Like both.
35. Fav. flower? Stargazer lilies.
36. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes.
37. Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car? No. Too damn bothersome and expensive anymore.
38. Right handed or left handed? Righty tighty.
39. How many pillows do you sleep with? One, sometimes two.
40. Are you missing someone? Not right now.

Survey Says...

Taken from here.

Which state do you consider to be the most boring state?

I've heard from a few people who have lived there that South Dakota is pretty boring, so I'll take their word for it.

If any chef from the Food Network could cater your wedding, who would it be?

Guy Fieri. Love him!

What's the last thing you ate that was red?

Had tomatoes in my chicken taco salad last night.

Have you ever questioned your sexuality?

Nope. I'm a man eater lover all the way. 

Have you ever lost a best friend after a fight?

Not since elementary school.

Have you ever washed an iPod or mp3 player in the washing machine?

No. But I can't say the same thing about cell phones.

Have you ever screamed / yelled angrily at a teacher?

I remember quite a few heated debates with Mr. Allen. He enjoyed it as much as I did - if not more.

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?

Not since I was a kid.

Have you ever regretted being in a relationship with someone?

Yes. I was stupid once.

Have you ever acted like you understood something when you didn't?

Sure.

Have you ever thought someone must have been insane?

All the time.

Have you ever pretended to be older than what you are?

When I was 15 I could pass for 18, so...   

Have you ever cried because you were turned down?

I don't think so. Disappointed, but no tears.

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

You could call it that.

Have you ever pretended to like someone when you didn't?

Yeah. Mostly family.

Have you ever stolen money from one of your parents?

No.

When did you last see a movie in theaters?

Saw Toy Story 3 a few weeks back.

When was the last time you kissed someone on the lips?

Today.

When was the last time you baked / cooked something?

Yesterday.

When was the last time you danced like a crazy person?

Is there any other way to dance?

When was the last time you just wanted to be invisible?

Nearly every day.

When was the last time you got a gift you absolutely hated?

Every year for Christmas, my MIL has a penchant for picking out something absolutely dreadful. This past Christmas was no different.

When was the last time you got into a physical fight?

1989. Sisters suck sometimes.

When was the last time you watched your favorite movie?

Watching of my favorites right now - Good Night, and Good Luck.

When was the last time you downloaded a song?

Last week.

What is your absolute favorite dessert?

I'm a dessertaholic and like so many. Right now, my favorite is New York style cheesecake.

What was the last gift you bought someone for an occasion?

Bought MIL a gift card to her favorite clothing store for her birthday not too long ago.

What is the color of your cell phone, if you have one?

Pink/black/silver.

Would you ever donate money to charity?

I do.

Would you ever dump the person you're with for someone cuter?

Nah. He's stuck with me for a looooong time.

Would you ever cheat on someone if they cheated on you?

That would be stupid.

Would you ever consider becoming a teacher?

I don't have the patience.

Would you ever give a hitch-hiker a ride somewhere?

Not unless I knew them.

Would you ever try fasting for a whole week?

Probably not.

Would you ever die your hair purple?

No.

Would you ever spend $100 for the best tasting hamburger in the world?

Not when I can make one for less than $3.

Would you ever consider becoming a nun?

Nope.

Would you rather eat chocolate or fruity candies?

Chocolate.

Would you rather listen to one CD forever or become deaf?

One CD forever.

Would you rather have a turtle or a frog for a pet?

Turtle.

Would you rather dye your hair green or blue?

No thanks.

Would you rather text or talk on the phone?

Talk.

Would you rather spend a day with Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus?

Ugh to both, but I could deal better with LG I think.

Do you remember the first time you ever went into the ocean?

Yep. Loved it!.

Have you ever thought that a passer by was the one?

No.

Ever told someone that your fake jewelery was really real?

What fake jewelry?!

Who has the worst public restrooms?

Convenience stores/gas stations.

Do you like going to the dentist?

No.

Have you ever smelled a dairy farm?

Probably, but only in passing.

Name a song that got overplayed really fast.

Hey, Soul Sister.

Have you ever had an ultrasound?

Many.

Do you shop at Payless?

Sometimes.

What Friends character are you most like?

The person sitting beside me says Rachel. Not sure if that's a good thing or not. HA!

When's the last time you had a popsicle?

Had a bite of someone's Icee Pop yesterday.

This is kinda fun!

At family gatherings, are you more likely to hang out with the younger or older relatives? I guess I hang out more with the middle-aged group, being that I'm 40-something and there are much younger and much older folks there.

Have you ever had the power go out while you were in the bathroom at nighttime? I have. It's so fun being in the shower and all of a sudden no lights.

Do you agree that "nice guys finish last"? Not all of them finish last. Some of them are among the pack in the middle.

Considering your current health, how long do you think you will live? I'm hoping for at least 40 more years.

Do you have anything in your room that would be 'weird' to others? Oh yeah, a long list of stuff.

What TV commercial are you sick of seeing? I pretty much DVR everything and skip commercials. Thank you DVR!

When was the last time someone complimented you on your hair? I get complimented quite often on my hair. Some people can't believe it's all natural curl/body and not a perm. When I use the hair straightener, people then compliment the color.

What would you think if you found out your mom/dad had another kid with someone else and didn't tell you? BTDT. I have been told I have a sister out there some where. I wasn't surprised. Dad wasn't the faithful kind.

Do you usually catch a cold during the winter? I often get a runny nose and sniffles right as the weather starts to change.

What scares or scared you most about going to college/university? Never felt scared during that time. Wanted to get it over with as quickly as possible.

Have you ever done geocaching? No desire.

Are you a good multi-tasker? I have to be.

What was the last game you won? Some tournament on Facebook a few days ago.

Do you know any deaf people? There are a few deaf/hard of hearing people who come into my store from time to time.

When you hear the name Rory, do you think of a boy or a girl? Boy.

What makes your favourite TV show unique? I'll go with The Big Bang Theory on this question. It's so unique because it has the character, Sheldon. If you haven't seen this show, watch it and you'll see what I mean.

What are you currently wearing? Blue Old Navy(ON) lounge pants, red ON tshirt, undies, red sandals, and a smile.

Do you enjoy playing Monopoly? Not really. I'll play if the kids beg me.

Is there a doorknocker on your front door? Nope.

What was behind your last status update? (Facebook or Twitter, etc.) From Twitter, 'I'm not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.' I was just venting about a jerk.

Do 'laugh tracks' on TV shows annoy you? They do if used too often and when they replay the same laughs over and over and over and over.

How many times in your life have you seen a dead bird, approximately? Lots. Is that approximate enough?

Do you think dreadlocks are awesome or gross? I'm neither impressed or repelled by them.

Can you correctly define an anemone? It's some kind of plant or flower.

Have you ever been to www.videojug.com? No.

Would you rather live out of a van for a year or share a house with three other families? Share. I'd make myself as scarce as possible too.

Do you know anyone named Jesus? Yes.

How many parents under 25 do you know? Not many. Not my age group.

What colour was the last piece of gum you ate? Can't remember.

Where do you get blisters the most? I get those stupid bumps inside my mouth on occasion.

Do you always use conditioner when you wash your hair? No, but I do use a conditioning spritz.

What is an interesting fact about your state/province? The largest earthquake in American history, the New Madrid Earthquake, occurred in the winter of 1811-12 in Tennessee.

How old are the headphones you are currently using? Not sure. Maybe 2-3 years old.

Were you ever into Pokémon? No, but my kids are/have been.

Have you ever been to a high school football game? I've been to a million of 'em.

Do your parents tell you what kind of people you can and can't date? That's my husband's job now.

What kind of laundry detergent do you use? Gain.

Is there a topic about which you know everything (or, at least, a WHOLE lot)? I'm a know it all, yo.

If you were playing a sport and you got to pick your number, which one would you choose? 16.

Do you think there are certain situations in which it is better to lie than to tell the truth? I can think of a few.

What's the worst thing you've ever done to another person? Intentionally went out of my way to hurt them. Bad Diva!

Do people often mistake you for other ethnicities? Well, you see, I'm a mutt and most people can guess at least 2 right. No one ever gets the American Indian(Cherokee) though since the Irish in me is so pronounced.

Have you ever been on 4chan? WTH is that? I guess not.

Has anyone famous ever attended your school? Several.

Do you think it is ever appropriate to use more than one exclamation point?!!!! Yes! There!! Is!!!

Have you ever had to attend an event that occurred on your birthday? I usually work on my birthday.

Have you ever felt superior to another person because of an opinion you had that differed from theirs? Does the moniker 'Diva' not give that away?

How would you feel about your SO watching pornography? Without me? Eh. Big deal.

Have you ever met up in person with anybody that you met online? No.

If you were in a relationship, how would you prefer to be broken up with? By text. That way, his face doesn't get broken and i won't go to jail.

Who was your best boyfriend/girlfriend? Spidey(hubby) all the way.

What do you think makes a girl a slut? Giving it up to anybody and everybody.

TTFN

Tell me more!

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
Hair or face.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Brown.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
You betcha'!
4. Do you plan outfits?
Not day to day clothes, but for special occasions, yes.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Headachy. A little tired.
6. What's the closest thing to you that's red?
Purse.
7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I was running from something. Don't remember what.
8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope.
9. What are you craving right now?
Sleep.
10. Do you floss?
No and my dentist always fusses at me.
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage Patch Kids.
12. Are you emotional?
Highly.
13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
By ones, probably not.
14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
On the cone, I just lick, lick, lick.
15. Do you like your hair?
Most days I do.
16. Do you like yourself?
Yeah.
17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Depends on the menu.
18. What are you listening to right now?
Ironically, Spidey(hubby) is watching SpiderMan. It's loud.
19. Are your parents strict?
They could be when they wanted to be.
20. Would you go sky diving?
No desire.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Not really.
22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
A few.
23. Do you rent movies often?
Never.
24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
My rings.
25. How many countries have you visited?
Zero. I'm not a globetrotter.
26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Of course.
27. Ever been on a train?
Yes.
28. Brown or white eggs?
Either.
29. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes. It's pink.
30. Do you use Chap Stick?
Religiously.
31. Do you own a gun?
Nope.
32. Can you use chop sticks?
No.
33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Spidey.
34. Are you too forgiving?
I'm getting better.
35. Ever been in love?
Yes.
36. What is your best friend(s) doing tomorrow (or the next soonest week day)?
Working.
37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yeah. Not too fond of cream though.
38. Last time you cried?
Can't remember the last time I boo hooed.
39. What was the last question you asked?
Where are you going?
40. Favorite time of the year?
Summer.
41. Do you have any tattoos?
No.
42. Are you sarcastic?
Never! *hee*
43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No.
44. Ever walked into a wall?
A few times.

TTFN

Randomocity

1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?

Oh, The Places You'll Go

2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?

Older series would have to be Samantha and Darren's house on Bewitched. Newer series would definitely be Gloria and Jay's house on Modern Family.

3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?

Would say a little over 24 hours, but not recently.

4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?

Copacabana, of course.

5. Who's your favorite Muppet?

The Swedish Chef and Cookie Monster.

6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

I don't break habits. The world might end. Thanks OCD!

7. What's your favorite website?

Survivor Sucks, various food blogs, and the local library website.

8. What's your favorite school supply?

Spiral notebooks with perforated pages, pens with black ink, and Sharpies.

9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?

Alan Shore on Boston Legal or Jack McCoy on Law & Order.

10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?

Downtown Nashville.

11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or junk shop?

Clothes with the tags still on for super cheap.

12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?

I was home getting ready for a Dr's appointment.

13. What's your favorite tree?

I love weeping willows and dogwoods.

14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?

I do find Kitty Kelley's biographies entertaining.

15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?

Beef and broccoli, cashew chicken, or pepper steak and onions.

16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?

I went as Jezebel at a church Halloween party when I was 16. Loved the looks on so many faces!

17. What's your least favorite word?

No and vomit for the tie.

18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?

Montana.

19. Who's your favorite bear?

That would be Huggy Bear on Starsky and Hutch. 'Memba him?

20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Hearing my mom say my name six months after her death.
.

21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?

Cape Town. Mombasa.

22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?

I couldn't remember, so I went to MyFitnessPal, where I keep my food/exercise journal. I didn't have lunch yesterday. zOMG!

23. Where do you go for advice?

Spidey(hubby)  and good friends.

24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?

Thesaurus fo' sho'.

25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?

No and nope.