Thursday, August 12, 2010

Oh my meme!

From Sunday Stealing...

1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be? MIL because she's always bitching about something.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? I make sure it gets in the cart corral. 

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Both. It really depends on the group I'm with.

4. What was the last compliment that someone gave you? Last night, Spidey said the dinner I cooked 'wasn't bad.' Hey, I'll take it.

5. Do you play the lottery? Indeedy. Got to give back to one of the scholarship funds that got #2 through college. 

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, who would you want with you? Ummm, I'm supposed to be alone. 

7. Do you like to ride horses? If they don't mind, I don't. 

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yep. I'm so not a 'camper'.

9. What is your favorite party game? Eh. 

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it? Probably not. Spidey would not like that at all.

11. When was the last time that you lied? I lie on an hourly basis. 

12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? As long as they don't drag me to church or try to save me, I'm good.

13. If you have a S/O, who pursued who? If not, do you like to pursue or be pursued? I pursued first. He didn't seem interested. I stopped. He pursued the hell out of me then.

14. Use six words to describe yourself. Hot mess. That's all the description you need.   

15. Name a song that could make you cry? No. I don't like crying. It pisses me off.

16. Are you pleased with your education? Yes. Although, I should have skipped community college and gone straight to Uni.

17. How do you feel about gun control? You control yours, I'll control mine.

18. If your house was on fire, what thing would be the first thing you grabbed? Well, if it was the middle of the night, I would grab my robe. No one needs to see me naked in the front yard. You're welcome.

19. How often do you have a romantic weekend? Hahahahahaha!

20. Do you think more about the past, present or future? They're all equally scary, so I try to keep myself busy and not think about any of them. *lalalalalala*

21. What was the last adult magazine that you have read? Is Vanity Fair considered adult? If we're talking smut rags, then I don't read those. I just get them for the pictures.

22. What are you told about your eyes? I get, 'have you been drinking because your eyes are glazy' a lot.

23. How tall is just right? I'm thinking right about here, where my hand is.

24. Where is your dream house located? Not here, that's for sure.

25. Do you have a secret fetish? Yes. I make Spidey wear...

26. Have you tried bourbon? If yes, what type? I have. Not sure what brand. Not a fan.

27. Have you ever seen a male or female stripper? Of course. Now the real question should be have I seen one in action.

28. When was the last time you were at TGI Fridays? I don't go there unless they email me a half price appetizer and drink coupon. 

29. When was the last time you were at Church? I'm allergic.

30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? Work - all of 11 miles!

31. What was your favorite job? Waxing the pole. *wink*

32. What condiments do you like at your BBQ? Just put everything out. I like it all.

33. Bud is hosting Thursday Thunks this week. Will you play? What the heck is Thursday Thunks?!

34. Do you look like your mom or dad? Yes. 

35. Who was the last person that you showered with (it's okay to leave out the name)? Didn't get his name anyway.